Winning!!

"It's oftentimes 'Unknown' but occasionally a giant marquis name comes through on your Caller ID and it's like...winning!"  ~Charlie Sheen - love it, and love his expression as he says that!
*I'm totally thinking that to myself when someone I want to talk to calls me now! :)

"I like you, Lindsey.  And I'm excited about being friends with you. ..... I know I may not EXUDE excitement, but it's in there." :)  ~K-Lamb

"You have gilded the lily of your own passion!"  ~Steven Tyler to an American Idol contestant

"I assumed there would be a corner for the new people to learn what's going on, but no, they just turn on the music and suddenly everyone starts in to, like, advanced Zumba!!"  ~Kevin, explaining his first and only Zumba experience! :)

“Where did you get those lips!?  You had me sold from the second you laid eyes on me!” ~Steven Tyler again lol

“Atomic Co-Ray [Core]!  Let’s see what this so-called button does!”  ~Conspiracy Brother Jones :)

"The fact is, sometimes it's hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then - to make our walk a little more fun."  ~Carrie Bradshaw ;)

"Sometimes in the midst of these fits I feel like a crazed artist, like in the passionate scrawling of revised budget categories I might inexplicably slice my ear off because my own genius just blew my mind." ~Ashley (my cousin, blogging about her love of budgeting)

"Whenever I start to feel sick, I just stop being sick, and I be awesome instead!"  ~Barney, How I Met Your Mother

“You can’t process me with a normal brain.”  ~Charlie Sheen

"It's set up like a Russian stockade in there."  ~Kevin, of the gym showers

"That literally blew my mind!" ~Robin

"Figuratively." ~Ted (How I Met Your Mother)

"Ahh, I've missed that smell.  That's the smell of CLEEEEAN livin' right there!"  ~Laura, entering the smoke-filled Van after a long period of absence :)

"After that, we all sat down to have our deep man-time."  ~Kevin, talking about a men's retreat... hilarious!

"Kids, you may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face, but there's a third option: You can just let it go.  And only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward. And that, kids, was the perfect ending to a perfect love story. It just wasn't mine. Mine was still out there, waiting for me."  ~Ted, How I Met Your Mother

“Dawg, you had all the -isms jumping off!” ~Randy Jackson

“And none of the was'ms!” ~Steven Tyler

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