Quotables: Random

"Yeah, I just stare at my desk... but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work."  
~Office Space... or my life at the moment lolol

"'She was pretty chunky, about 120 pounds.' Um, what the what? WAS SHE ALSO THREE FEET TALL? Men of the world, if you don't want me to lump you into the category of vapid buffoons, I'm really gonna need you to start reining in some of your more ridiculous representatives." ~Laura

‎"Every day of my life is worse than the day before. So every day that you see me, that's the worst day of my life!"  ~Office Space

“We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be.” ~Jane Austen

"You better lawyer up, a**hole, because I'm not coming back for the 30%. I'm coming back for everything!"  ~Eduardo Saverin, The Social Network

"I couldn't sleep at all last night, even with the aid of the sleeping pills I've grown dependent on the last two weeks. I'm going to work shortly while on the verge of whatever the opposite of a Jessie Spano caffeine pill freakout is." ~Laura lol

"So what can we do to cheer you up!?" ~George
"Nothing! There is no solution." ~Lucy

"Good... good attitude."  ~George  (Two Weeks Notice)

"It's been a life-long dream that someday someone would tell me I have the personality of George Costanza. And today...today, kids, I'm here to tell you that dreams really DO come true."  ~Laura

"If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.”  ~Jane Austen

“And every time you speak her name, does she know how you told me you’d hold me until you died, ‘til you died. But you’re still alive… and I’m HERE to REMIND YOU of the mess you left when you went away! It’s NOT FAIR to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me. You - you - you oughta know!!”  ~Alanis at her best

“I know what you must be thinking: ‘Poor little rich girl, what does she know about misery?’”  ~Rose
“No. I was thinking: ‘What could have happened to this girl to make her think she has no way out!?’” ~Jack (Titanic)

“All that I know is I don’t know how to be something you miss.”  ~Taylor

"The Lord has blessed us with less than $10 each!"  ~Chet, when I asked how the garage sale went that morning! Hahaha

"Give him a bad doggy trrreat!"  ~Gloria (Modern Family)

Worth watching. :)