Quotables!

"GARAGE SALE AT THE WOMBLE PALACE!!!! C'Mon out in this intense heat for refreshments, lots of fun, and exciting/handy items to look at!!!! Fashionable clothes, photo frames, furniture, and tons more! I have adorable taste and style! =)"

~Jenny Womble's garage sale ad - love it! :)

In response to an opening question on whether they'd want a free bright pink Land Rover if they had to keep it pink:
"Sure, I'd drive it if it was free... but I'd keep Jenny (his Jeep)."  ~Chet
"No, it has to be the only thing you drive."  ~Nathan
"Well, eventually, I'd stop being the top salesman at Mary Kay..." ~Chet  lol

“I’ve gotta be on my A-game these next 10 weeks, because when you come back, I want to dominate!” ~Laura, of my “Quotables” blog posts and planned blog break =)

“He’s actually a lot like my grandpa, only if he was a little younger ...and fell over all the time.” ~Kevin, describing the Bill Dance videos :)

"Hey, you can build a relationship through glass.  And you won't make any mistakes that way.  Lord, keep me pure... gimme a man in prison!" lol  ~Emily B.

“We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!” ~Lloyd Christmas

“Maaan, you are one pathetic loser! …No offense.” ~Lloyd
"No, none taken."  ~Harry

"If you're gonna sleep around like that, might as well be getting paid for it.  My momma always told me, 'If you're gonna be a whore, be a whore in a rolls royce!'"  ~"T" 

"Nobody should have to go to work thinking, Oh, this is the place that I might die today. That's what a hospital is for. An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. An office is a place... where dreams come true!" ~Michael Scott (I thought of this during the loud thudding construction weeks - lol)

"Saboteur!  This is not a game anymore, I'm gonna kill you for real!"  ~Andy Bernard

“Well, we better at least get to see Pippa!” ~Chet, discussing his England trip with Jeff

“Who’s Pippa??” ~Kevin

“Seriously!?? She’s the latest rage!” ~Chet

“All winter, we got carried away over on the rooftops… let’s get married.  All summer, we just hurried. So come over, just be patient, and don’t worry.” ~Coldplay

"I don't need to flirt. I will seduce you with my awkwardness." How is it that no one has stitched this on a pillow for my birthday?"  ~Laura
"I thought about it, but decided that it wouldn't be worth it because nobody would ever see it."  ~J.D.   (Their facebook feud cracks me up!)

"Please pray for me, I've got the Singles."  ~Emily's FB status :)

“My mom at dinner just now said out of nowhere how much she likes Ecclesiastes. Ha!” ~text from Malori… (we’ve talked a lot about how I just do not understand that book)

“Interesting that in the spell he had to find someone to love him by his 21st year! Yikes, guess I’m nearly 7 years behind by Disney’s standard!” ~Me (about Beauty and the Beast)
“Um, keep in mind that he was already probably 20 when the spell was cast, and it wasn’t his 21st year, just the 21st year of the spell. I’m pretty sure his actual age was suspended because he came back right where he left off… Obviously I’ve put some thought into this.” ~Malori :)

"Did anyone ever tell you that this car is incredibly sexy!?"  ~Bill McDonough

"You can stop that.  All he has over you is the words he puts in your head, and you can take authority over that!  You can do this, you just have to believe you're worth it and your future is worth it."  ~Emily, my awesome dietician friend who is giving me some accountability and great advice :)

"Guys! I just made it through a full thirty nine seconds of Toddlers and Tiaras before I wanted to hurl myself onto a bed of spikes!"  ~Laura
(I watched a full episode a couple days back, and wow, it was quite painful.)

"Someday, we'll have to have our pill sorters out just to remember which pills to take."  ~Faye
"Nah, we won't have to worry about that because we'll be under Obama's special plan that kills off all the old people!"  ~Ruth :)

"The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention!"  ~Oscar Wilde

I'm sure there are more I'm forgetting, but that's it for today.  Happy Friday. :)