Monday, March 28, 2016

Monday Morning Quotables!

"I always used to think smart cars were for midgets!"  ~T-man's announcement to the extended fam at dinner lol


"I tend to get motion sick on airplanes, but I take pills that help with that." ~Me
"Do they cost money?" ~Triston
"The pills?  Yeah, a little." ~Me
"Well, then you might as well just have them clean up your mess on the plane and not have to spend any money!" ~T-man, taking frugality to a new level

JEM: "Chet has a mancrush on Kyle's wisdom."
Me: "And you have one on Heath's!"

"May we both find ourselves shopping for smaller clothes this year!" ~part of my Aunt Charlene's b-day card to me! :)

"'Oh, have you lost weight?' ...Yeah, about a hundred pounds!" lol Charlene (talking about how it usually takes people so long to notice that)

"Are you headed to a funeral, Mockey!?" -Chet's greeting to me (referring to my super-cute black dress and sweater combo for my b-day dinner) Lol

"There's a reason they're called asses!" -Evan (on Chet wanting to get donkeys for the farmhouse)

"Well, you guys know I sometimes use hyperbole to make things more memorable!" -JEM (after telling a story that had a few new details since the last time he told it)

"Road trip! I wanna feel rich!!" -Jeff (getting in the Wilsons' Lexus to ride from Napa Flats to Melting Pot) Lol

"Were they called the lady hookers?" -Kelly (discussing the Hooker High cheerleading team)

"Are you and your sister a lot alike?" -JEM to Evan
......(Evan shaking his head no; Jessica nodding that they are.)

"I've actually never met Kathleen." -Chettles
"She's basically me with long hair!" -JEM :) 

"So what's your favorite memory from your 31st year!?" ~Chet Lee
"Well I got to go to Vegas again, which is always a plus. Maybe getting the Celine tickets!?" ~Me
"Way to pick a memory that involves no one at this table!!"  ~Chet
"Okay then, my favorite memory was the night we all celebrated Chet at Red Rock!" ~Me ;)


"Then we went to Republic for your 27th." -JEM, going through all my past birthdays
"Oh, that was actually for Malori's birthday." -Me
"Yeah.  Tread lightly!" -Stern Chettles
(Cut to me and JEM making eye contact and laughing, while Kyle quietly tries to explain to Jenna who Malori is)

"Okay, so we need to strategize!!" -Chet to the Melting Pot waitress (trying to get our ticket up just over $100 so we could use our coupons) Lol

"A runner actually died there a couple years ago... but it's usually somebody who's doing their first one when that happens!" -JEM (discussing the Bearathon Half race)
(TK laughing as he points to Karli, who was prepping for her first Half at this year's Bearathon)
"Oh, yeah.  ...So how's that coffee, guys!?" -JEM shifting out of another awkward subject! lol

"'Does anyone have any ____ that I can borrow??'  Uhh, WalMart's got it!!"  -Chettles, venting about people using their Facebook status to get free stuff! lol

"Two boys are in Disney World! They won't see me for daaaays."  ~Jaceman explaining their absence to me during Spring Break

"You wanna help me with this... since it was your damn idea!?" ~Babah to Jobug while making deviled eggs lol


"Did you lock the car? Afraid someone's gonna steal the Honda with this Mercedes right here!?"  ~Babah to Grandad


Bachelor Finale:"Doesn't he have a Bible verse tattoo?" ~Jessica
"Let me google it... yes, it's Proverbs 16:3: 'Commit to the Lord whatever you do, and He will establish your plans.'" ~Kelly
(Jeff looks right over at me and is already laughing.)
"Wow... you're welcome for not commenting!"  ~Me
Me again, about 5 seconds later... "I commit this Fantasy Suite to the Lord..."
(Cannot even handle that show - my 2010 rant feelings still stand. lol)

Tea Time at McAlisters:
JEM:  "Text that picture to Mockey!"
Chet:  "What picture??"
JEM:  "The one you're about to take of me!" :)

"I also need to advise you that your voting rights have been suspended..." ~Judge
"Well, that came at a good time - there's not really anyone I'd like to vote for at the moment!" ~(Defendant)
"I don't blame you!" ~Judge lol

"We're NOT giving up!! No one hits the bullseye with their first arrow!" 
~Lady Sybil to Gwen, Downton Abbey Season 1 (I borrowed those DVDs from Kristin again - such a great first season, and this quote made me happy!)

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