-Malori Riah (after choking pretty hard while mocking the Bieber craze)
"Wow... youuuu could be a sex offender right now!"
-Chet (after Jeff's ocean story)
"Yes, and after you're done praising Him, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"
-Laura (an admiring fan)
"WHAT is the Commissioner doing wrong!? I mean, he's a good looking guy, the Commissioner of a Fantasy Football League..."
-Bill after hearing about the breakup! lol
"Who knows, you may have a crazy psycho killer living in your house right now, she just hasn’t been put in a stressful situation yet. Make the responsible choice and ensure that the psycho killer is appropriately compensated at your death."
-Malori recapping the lecture she'd heard
"I'm optimistic! I just don't wanna say I'm coming until I'm sure, because I don't like when people commit then back out, you know, like to races..."
-Jeff, on our NYC trip :)
"You know, poor people's solution to being poor seems to be to keep having more kids!"
-Nater-tot, when I asked how their Micromission went!
"I am ready for NYC and Christmas and Mariah Carey’s Christmas CD!!!" -Chet :)
"He flashes back to scene that is illegal fun for the whole family: the time when Mary asked Matt for make-out tips and begged him to kiss her. They would have kissed, too, if RevCam hadn't come outside to take out the trash and interrupted them. The Guitar of Flowers in the Attic plays us back to the present as Annie brings RevCam out of his flashback mode by saying she knows he's thinking about the time when Matt and Mary almost made out. For her to be so on point with that guess, I'm thinking that she catches RevCam thinking about that a lot. Me, I would have found a way to block that out of my mind by now. But the Camdens like to cherish these precious incest moments. "Maybe that's where she took a left turn," RevCam muses; "I always thought it was trashing the gym, but you know, her troubles are really more about the opposite sex." Yes, well, when that member of the opposite sex is your brother, then I can see how you'd turn out a little weird."
-Sarah M's thoughts on the ridiculousness that is 7th Heaven... always hilarious (televisionwithoutpity.com)
One more, just for fun...
"Annie goes back upstairs to wait for her pancakes. She should really stay down there and monitor RevCam and the twins' progress. Who knows what could result from the unsupervised combination of a man who can't see red socks and boys who eat ice cream sandwich wrappers. For example, RevCam could start singing "Love is Sweeping the Country," written by George and Ira Gershwin, out of nowhere as he gathers pancake-making supplies. In related news, people in China were surprised to find the corpses of George and Ira Gershwin suddenly in their country, after both bodies spun in their graves at such speed that they actually drilled themselves through the center of the Earth. SamVid join in on the musical merriment, singing about "all the sexes from Maine to Texas," and I want to die. Suddenly, we're in Lucy and Kevin's room, where he sing-talks one line. Then we go back to the kitchen for a while, then to Annie, who sits on her bed and sings a line. And then we cut to Ruthie, who, in the space of two minutes, has gotten to school. She has also become an old French woman, based on her breathy delivery of her lines that sound like they're in French instead of English. So that was weird. And then we're back in the kitchen, where RevCam stirs pancake batter and finishes the song. Right as we're fading to the theme song, we see him lift up a bottle of a dark-colored liquid to pour it into the pancake batter. I hope that's poison."
(televisionwithoutpity again)
"Next time you pick a hobby and get everyone to join in, please try to pick something more fun!"
-Malori, after a tough run! lol
"No cockroaches here!"
-Jeff reassuring me when I got to his house - lol
"I <3 (HEART) FENCE!!!!!!!!! :-) Tell your dad happy birthday! What kind of cake is he getting???"
-a short email from Chet Lee :)
"Who is Mariah Coltharp??"
-text from Rach
"I got us a new fish. He's a lot feistier than the last one!"
-Eddie, Friends :)
"I did not have a thing for him! I was very much in love, and there is a difference! ....there is a difference."
-Heather, (Romy & Michelle) Love it!
"You?? You're getting a new car? (faking shock) Ahh, yours finally ran out of gas, huh?"
-Bill Lemieux to Dad :)
"How can they expect her to compete without her eyelashes?"
-Malori with all the mockery :)
"Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. Then we're gonna find our best friend, Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug!"
-The Hangover, Tiger Song
"You were just thinking fresh start, weren't you? Yeah, I could see it."
-Will Ferrell, The Other Guys
"I wonder: what does Malori think of Jeff Moss?"
-Jeff Moss :)
"Do you mind if I take a couple cents from the tip jar? I really don't wanna break my quarter!"
-Sarah H. :)
"I don't have a phlegmatic bone in my body."
-Sarah H. lol
"I've always felt destined for greatness....thus far, it's been a total bust."
-my cousin Kristin lol
"I dislike being alone, but don't like many people enough to want to be around them."
-Kristin again :)
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