Quotables

"Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26, and we were of that disposition." ~High Fidelity (courtesy of Malori - I still haven't seen that one)

“But I feel like people are gonna think I’m being mean.” -Me, writing a sarcastic FB comment

“No, no, this is how sarcasm works .....you'll get better with practice!” –Malori

“Not now, Arctic Puffin!” –text from Rach (quoting Elf)

"Why don't you just close your door?" -Martin
"And just concede defeat!?  Better yet, why don't I just move out, let him have the run of the place?  Yes, I'll get two apartments -- one for me, one for my cricket!!" -Frasier  :)

"Wow, sometimes I just don't know what to do with the information you give me." ~K-Lamb, in total shock and dismay that I'd never been to Taco Bueno

"If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't 90% selfish, I'd die of shock!" -Josh

"Oh, that'd be reason enough for me." -Cher (Clueless)

"Seriously, who thinks the little packs are the 'fun size' anyway?  Three M&Ms in a bag?! -- That's not fun!" ~Kristin, discussing Halloween candy :)

“You should see this one hill I tackled. It laughs in the face of the alleged LaFortune Hills of Doom.” ~Laura

"Windsey, can I have a bite of yauh ice cream??" -Triston
"No!!" -Me, Rach, and Josh all at once :) 
(I did share my quesadillas, though, so don't think I'm heartless. I just don't eat after people, especially ice cream!)

"Time turns flames to embers, you'll have new Septembers. Every one of us has messed up too!  Lives change like the weather.  I hope you remember: Today is never to late to be brand new.  It's all right, just wait and see, your string of lights is still bright to me, oh, who you are is not what you did.  You're still an innocent." ~Taylor Swift :)

"Hey, you left a butt-print." -Kristin
"Oh, I leave my butt-print wherever I go.  If I've been there, my butt has made an impression!" -Tara Lynn

“I'll miss you -- 'twill be a long, lonely, Lindseyless LaFortune lap!" ~Laura

"Heeks us now, only in my memory.  What movie?" -text from Rach, supposed to be quoting Titanic :)

"Seriously, what is he looking for!?" -Me

"Well, not the head mistress of his orphanage, that's for sure!" -Malori :)

"He thinks he's a human.  So stupid!" -Ethan, feeding the dog with a fork

"How have you made it this far?  How have you not run yourself over in a car!?" -Peter

"I've done that." -Ethan 'Tremblay'

"Daddy always enjoyed coffee... and in the end, he was enjoyed as coffee.  Circle of life." ~Ethan, Due Date