Quotables

"Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title." ~Virginia Woolf 

“Just a word to the wise, don’t look at any old pics hoping to have fun and enjoy memories…it didn’t work out that way for ME!!” –Rach :)

“And during the whole peaceful God sunset thing, I just decided..... I really need to go shoot my gun!!” –K-Lamb, totally serious

“Ahh, gunpowder is an aphrodisiac to me.” –Laura :)

"She looks like a walking disaster, then she opens her mouth and it's confirmed."  -Rach

"Did either of you look at the pictures of our hotel online?" -Chet

"I did.  I think it looks great!" -Malori

"Yeah, it's... quaint." -Chet
"Uh, you're about to get the finger." -Malori :)

"As you listen to my rap, you hear I'm giving God glory!  There's no Santa Clause in my Christmas story.  No smurfs, no elves, no Barbie and Ken!  I'm giving God glory from beginning to end!  So good night to all and to all a good night!  It's Christmas time, so let's do it up right!  Candy canes are fine, Christmas trees are okay, but the reason for the season is Jesus' birthday!!" 
~the one and only YoHoHo Christmas rap CD... I highly recommend it! lol

“There are two men in history that I know were not gay. One: Jesus Christ. And two: Cary Grant!” –K-Lamb, defending Mr. Grant to a questioning coworker :)

"Some people are confused, they choose to refuse the true meaning of Christmas, and yet they're amused by an overweight myth... so let me be the first to say, Santa, break north, 'cause it's Jesus' birthday!" ~YoHoHo CD again ...hilarious! :)

“You can’t burp in Lindsey’s magical winter wonderland!” –Laura

"Okay, I'm NOT gonna let you make me cry... but I'd appreciate it if you could hush for a second so I could get these tears out of my eyes!" -Rach

"Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike." ~J. K. Rowling

"A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment."  ~Jane Austen

“And I can see you years from now in a bar talking over a football game, with that same big loud opinion, but nobody’s listening. Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter thing… drunk and rambling on about how I can’t sing. But all you are is mean. All you are is mean. And a liar. And pathetic. And alone in life, and mean!” –Taylor Swift (cracks me up every time!)

"And it's ironic, you know, because he wouldn't have slipped on that ice if he'd still been in prison." -Jordan

"Soooo the dumb guys go for dumb girls, and the smart guys go for dumb girls!  What do the smart girls get??" -Alex

"Well... cats, mostly." -Phil (~Modern Family, quickly becoming one of my favs)