Back Already. :)

This post will be a few pics + a few thoughts + quotes!

#1 - I finally painted something I like on my canvas.  

I guess 4th time is a charm on this one! :)

#2 - A fun pic of Malori in her new storm shelter, or as her sister called it, "a Malori in the box!"  :)

#3 - Blurry pic of Rach and I putting up the fabric on her nursery wall... if I haven't mentioned it here yet, she's officially having a girl, due in August, and her name will be Kyndal Faith! :)  So exciting!!

#4 - New wreath Rach & Mom made for me - so cute!

New topic, but tonight is the grand finale of The Office!  Laura is coming over to watch with me, and I'm excited... more for the "Favorite moments" recap than the actual episode, but hoping both will be good.  I was a major fan for a while, and it really was fantastic then!

So without further adieu, a few Office quotes (mostly pulled from Laura's comment section):

"You put your heart out there like that, it's liable to just turn into this blackened carbon brick in a barbecue sauce of shame and rage. And two hot people with a perfect relationship would not understand that." ~Andy Bernard

"Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make." ~Michael Scott

"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice!" -Michael

Michael: "Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?"

"That was an OVERreaction!" -Andy Bernard (after punching a hole through the wall) 

"Gift baskets are the essence of class and fanciness!" -Michael

Michael: "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!" 

Jim (imitating Dwight): Beets. Bears. Battlestar Gallatica.

"Finishing that 5k was the hardest thing I have ever had to do. I ate more fettuccine Alfredo and drank less water than I have in my entire life. People always talk about triumphs of the human spirit. Well, today I had a triumph of the human body. That's why everybody was applauding for me at the end, my guts and my heart. And while I eventually puked my guts out, I never puked my heart out. I'm very, very proud of that."/"I can't beat rabies. Nobody can beat rabies. Rabies has been around for a thousand years. I was a fool to think that I could beat it."

Dwight: Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I’m looking forward to. It’s an Amish technique. It’s like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.

"So finally, I want to thank God, because God gave me this Dundie! And I feel God in this Chili's tonight!" ~Pam 

(Michael to Toby) "I hate....so much....about the things that you choose to be."

 "It feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. And at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledge hammer. And then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone, and I'm crying, and nobody can hear me, because I'm terribly, terribly, terribly alone."

"In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake."

"Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is President! You are black, Stanley!"

(Michael upon Toby's return) "Nooooooooo! No, please God, no! No! Nooooooo! NOOOOOOOOO!" *cue theme song*

"I am single now. What we have here is the ultimate smack down between the Nard-dog and crippling despair, loneliness and depression. I intend to win!" ~Andy Bernard

I know a few things about love. Horrible....awful....terrible....terrible things." (NardDog)

Michael: I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled.
Stanley: You can't cancel a holiday.
Michael: Keep it up, Stanley, and you'll lose New Year's.
Stanley: What does that mean?
Michael: Jim, take New Year's away from Stanley!