It's okay, I can take anything -- unless it's something I did or said or am, 'cause those are, like, my buttons!
That's great! I'm broken too... I'm a wreck. There are many things seriously wrong with me - and not quirks either - like, diagnosable psychological problems... maybe brain damage. Go out with me on one date, and I promise you you'll see... You won't regret it - I'm the most pathetic guy you've ever met! =)
I was quoting a man who knows a thing or two about women: Sir Elton John.
Okay, I've got to go be more butch. Toodles!
How do you sleep in these things? Silk pajamas on satin sheets -- I slid out of the bed like 3 times!
I'm not gay. If anything, I'm metrosexual... It means that I like women, as well as their skin-care products.
I'm glad men are wearing hats again. They are so distinguished.
Well, I would have slept in my OWN bed, but it was being used to bring shame to my family... and the memory of Gene Roddenberry!
Cute is for puppies. I want to be something sexy, like a Labradoodle.
With your American accent, everything you say sounds stupid!
I don't want to go back to India! It's hot, and it's loud, and there are so many people! You have no idea -- they're everywhere.
I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Disneyland can suck it. [Vegas] is the real "happiest place on Earth!"
Do you know what he did? He watched me work for ten minutes and then started to design a simple piece of software that could replace me. ~Raj
Is that even possible? ~Leonard
As it turns out, yes. ~Raj :)
And now, a few Sheldon quotes, just for fun:
I'm not jealous... I'm just very unhappy that good things are happening for him and not happening for me.
We need to give you a proper send-off so we'll have closure when you die at sea and crabs eat your face.
You know, I must say, I go back and forth on this boyfriend-girlfriend thing, but those moments when you worship me really keep you in the running!
My shirt is itchy and I wish I were dead.
You misunderstood... I have never said that you are not good at what you do; it's just that what you do is not worth doing.
50% of marriages end in divorce, but 100% of make-your-own-sundae bars end in happiness!
I help the weak. It's yet another way I'm exactly like Batman.
I sense that you're trying to slow walk me to an epiphany. Would you mind very much jumping to it?
Amy Farrah Fowler doesn't believe in wearing costumes. She isn't the free spirit I am.
I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school simply by referring to oneself as one.
I never admit defeat. However, on an unrelated topic, I'm never getting out of this bed again.
How could you just sit there and let them spy on me? ~Leonard
They were clever, Leonard. They exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing. ~Sheldon
Unless you're planning on running a marathon, choosing both stuffing and mashed potatoes is a starch-filled redundancy.
While Mr. Kim, by virtue of his youth and naivety, has fallen prey to the inexplicable need for human contact, let me step in and assure you that my research will go on uninterrupted and that social relationships will continue to baffle and repulse me!
You are not Isaac Newton. ~Leonard
No, no, that's true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple. ~Sheldon
So, you’ve got a bit of competition, I really don’t see what the big deal is. ~Penny
Well, of course you don’t! You’ve never excelled at anything. ~Sheldon
I don't like the Olive Garden... they treat me like family.
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