Monday, April 13, 2015

Quotables

Kevin:  I mean, it's Facebook!  It's all pancakes and engagement photos and...
Laura:  Do you see a lot of pancakes on your newsfeed!?


Flipagram lets you use videos too now - this is big news!! This song made me laugh with it, mostly because of Jace's "dancing!" ;)

Me (watching The Kid):  Aww, Bruce Willis is just precious!
Laura:  You know, I doubt he gets that adjective much.

JEM:  I think I was more mature at 10 than I am at 34!
(Reminiscing about his childhood library. lol)

T-man:  Hey, Lindsey, can you see what that is under there?
Me:  Under where?
...cut to T&C cracking up because it was all a plot to make me say "underwear."  Haha, boys make me laugh!

(Text convo:) JEM:  My ex-man has two new girlfranz!!!
Me:  ??
JEM:  Shake it off lyrics I reswizzled
LOL!

"Sometimes God redeems your story by surrounding you with people who need to hear about your past so it doesn't become their future."  ~Jon Acuff


A "Family Fun" Magisto movie... I need to remember to video more often so I can do more of these!

(We were laughing at our own ridiculousness, so don't take this one too seriously:)
Sarah:  Now I'm depressed. We should just move up our euthanasia parties from 70 to 40.
Me:  Perfect.  That can be our backup plan instead of the typical marriage pact.
Sarah:  Or maybe we can just all move in together, like the Golden Girls.
Me:  And raise our adopted children!
Tiffany:  So it'd be more like Sister Wives, but with no husband.
Sarah:  I can work and you all can stay home and take care of the kids.
Me:  ...Livin' the dream! lol

(Avengers movie:)
Iron Man:  Of the people in this room, which one of us is: A) Wearing a spangly outfit?  And B) Not of use?
Captain America: Big man in a suit of armor - but take that off, and what are you?
Iron Man:  Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist!
#loveit #tonystark

Rach:  Hey, tell Lindsey what you tried yesterday!
Jace:  Oh (...trying so hard to remember it...) I tried, umm, green bean cookies!!!
Rach:  Whaaaat!?  No, you tried a cereal bar; remember?
Hahahaha no clue where he got that, but he managed to make cookies sound unappealing; right?

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