Quotables!

"Well... this got deep!"  ~Sarah, after our conversation about Tiffany's lime allergy turned into an intense talk about DNR and end of life decisions

"Yeah, we went from Doritos to death really quickly!!"  ~Me

Jace Michael:  "But the black widow spider won't hurt you if you just scoop it up in your hands like this... then it'll be calm if you be calm."
Me:  "FALSE!!"
(Al was cracking up listening to that convo. lol)

(Jace grabs a big glass cup of Dr. Pepper and throws it back, getting a tiny bit of it in his mouth while most of it spills on his face and the table...)
Dad (laughing):  "Try not to go so fast next time, Bud!"
Jace:  "That’s how PT Barnum does it!"
I laughed so hard about that!! #drpeppershots

Mom, looking through the stack of old pictures:  "Hmm, who's this baby?  Is that Lindsey??"
Babah:  "Yeah, it kinda looks like Linds."
Me:  "Well, that's Blake and Emily, so I'm gonna guess the baby isn't me!" lolol
(Blake's 3 years younger than me, and Emily is 8 years younger.)

Chet Lee:  "So who finally broke down and said the couch was uncomfortable??  Tiffany?"
Me:  (Laughing) "ME!  I knew --  I just thought it was really pretty!"

Chet, talking about moving the couches:  "I’m really not sure that we can get it... oooh, Karli says she’s been doing BodyPump, so we’re good!" lol

(When we swam at Audrey's apartment pool because Sarah's was closed...)
Sarah:  "I wonder if the gate opens with that black knob on top."
(I push it for a second then a wasp flies by and I run away.)
Me:  "Nope!"
A few minutes later...
Me:  "Hey, there's a kid coming this way. Maybe he can let us in."
(Kid pulls knob up and walks right through the gate.)
Sarah:  "Lindsey!!!" lol  
Me:  "Blame the wasp!  I'm not at my best when the fear of bugs attacks me."

While discussing the movie Enchanted:
Sarah B:  "Who's that woman who plays the stepmom?"
Me:  "Oh, that's Idina Menzel!  She actually a great singer, and she also plays Queen Elsa in Frozen."
Sarah:  "No, that's not who I'm thinking of.  She's like... maybe from Erin Brockovich."
Me:  "You mean Julia Roberts!?"
Chet:  "She's not in Enchanted, though."
Sarah:  "No, it's not Julia.  It's like... stepmom."
Me:  "Julia stars in Stepmom too."
Tiffany:  "Do you mean Susan Sarandon who plays the evil queen?"
Sarah:  "YES!!"
Me:  "Nice.  (laughing) ...She also stars in the movie Stepmom.... with Julia Roberts!" 
=)

"He needs to stop with this 'Dave' business. That’s a sissy name; David is a good, strong name. It’s kinda like Grandad going by Ken.  Your name is Kenneth, not Ken.  Ken is Barbie’s boyfriend!"  ~Mom with all the strong opinions lolol

"So is there any plan on what we're doing for Babah's birthday??"  Me asking Mom and Rach, trying to get the schedule down 
"Weeeee should get her a Barbie doll!!"  Kyndal Faith chiming in, being a preshface

"Dad says I get a phone when I turn 12!  And I’m getting an iPhone 8... so I won’t be out of date like you!"  ~T-man with all the sass lol

"Everyone watch!! ......If I don’t hit it, then that’s a practice swing!"  ~Miss K about to demonstrate her golfing skills

Kyndal:  "Whoa, that’s a lot of balooms!" 
Me:  "Where?  I don't see any balloons."
Kyndal:  "No, baloommmms." (pointing at the tree)
Me:  "Oh, blooms!"
K: "Bloooooms." (trying to say it right - lol)

"I'm gonna go in for a sec.  Don’t let our hoverboards blow up!"  ~Jace lolol

"Carter, your tears are coming down!"  Kyndal (pointing at his forehead on a super hot day when he was sweating a lot) lol

Kyndal, after trying a new toothpaste she did NOT care for:  "Do you have a fweaking drink!??"

Jace, super-randomly, while we were swimming:  "Hey Linds, I don’t it like when Jenny Lind takes P.T. Barnum away from his wife!"  ❤
Me:  "I don't either, bud.  That wasn’t nice."

Kyndal Faith calling me from Rach's cell phone and having me pretend to be a pizza place:  "I’ll have a pepperoni pizza!  ...Actually, do youuuu have cereal with milk in it!?"
Me, trying not to laugh:  "We sure do!"
K:  "Then I’ll have that!" lol

Chettles to the Panera cashier:  "May I make a suggestion, because you look like you have connections. We need the old sweet tea back. None of this new syrup stuff."
Panera guy:  "I agree! What's your name?
Chet:  "Chet."
Panera guy:  "Chet for President!"
....a few minutes later...
Chet:  "Chet for President better make a Quotables!" lolol