A Very Quotable Weekend!

Friday night, I went with Jeff, Chet, and Karli to the OneRepublic concert at the Center of the Universe Festival.  So much fun!  We met at the Moss manor and Jeff drove everywhere.  We had dinner at The Brook and frozen yogurt at Yolotti, then drove around looking at houses a bit (which was pretty entertaining with the J&C commentary). :)  Then we braved the July heat and walked around for a while before finding a good place to sit down at the festival.  

The concert started at 9:00, and it was fantastic... in spite of the noisy crowd and not-quite-loud-enough speakers.  This is the third time I've seen them in concert, and I'll go again next time I get the chance.  I was getting cracked up because Chet and I sang all the verses, then Jeff usually chimed in with us on the chorus.  (Also funny was Jeff singing Good Life in dramatic vibrato before the concert began!)  Saturday night, we celebrated Chet's 25th birthday with a small group dinner at Jeff's house.  I even ate some salmon and enjoyed it, so go me! :)  

A fun weekend all around, and lots of memorable pictures and awkward/hilarious quotes:

Do you guys have vents back there?  ~Me
Nooo, Lindsey.  This car's got an H on the front, not an L!  ~Chet

That neighborhood always reminds me of Enchanted.  ~Me (by the Andalusia neighborhood)
But isn't that Andalasia!?  ~Chet, a man who knows his chick-flicks :)

I love how they mow the yard at an angle!!  I'm a huge angle person! ~Jeff

I'll show you guys where my Aunt lives.  ~Jeff
Awwnt Vicky.  ~Chet
...Is that from Parent Trap?  ~Me
Yes!  ~both guys - lol

This is the last weekend I'm eating... then it'll be all Greek Yogurt and boiled chicken!  ~Jeff
Boiled!?  ~Karli and Chet
Boiled, baked, whatever.  ~Jeff

You wanna try some of this?  ~Jeff, of his ice cream sample after he'd had a bite
Uhh, NO.  ~Me
(Long conversation followed about how I only eat after someone I'd willingly French kiss, bc you're sharing saliva either way.  I said ice cream and popcorn were the worst, demonstrating that there's a lot of hand-to-mouth contact in eating popcorn.  The guys then demonstrated their own way and seemed to think they shovel it in without that being a problem, and they text me this picture this morning as supposed proof of their theory. lol)

Shortly after that, they were talking about keeping your immune system healthy by coming in contact with some germs.  To which Jeff added:
"Yeah, and I think if you're only going #1, you don't need to wash your hands after going to the bathroom."
So that comment (and everyone disagreeing with him) later led to this picture, as me and Karli watched closely when they left the Porta-potty. lol

One morning, instead of going to work out, we Wikipedia'd all the Golden Girls and how they died.  ~Chet

#theoneandonlykingofkings  ;-)

At the gym on the morning of Chet's wedding:
Man, you're getting married today.  I'm so happy for you guys.  This is gonna be such a huge change in your life.  ~Jeff
"I will remember you..."  ~Sarah McLaughlin song starting on the radio :)

I think he's decided that my friends and myself are cooler than he originally thought!  ~Chet (of his brother)

You can still invite him if you want.  ~Jeff (about Chet's brother)
Well, he just has this problem with wanting to be the center of attention... and we all know tomorrow's about me!  ~Chet (only half-joking - lol)

Okay, now we're down here by So-Bo.  ~Jeff, at South Boston Street
I've decided that me and Karli live in E-Ba (Ee-Bah)!  ~Chet, of his East Broken Arrow neighborhood

Hey, I've got a question for you guys!  ~Jeff
Yeaaah, I probably wouldn't ask that right now.  ~Chet
(A girl near us had just loudly announced that she got her tongue pierced, and Chet knew where Jeff's would-you-rather question was going. lol)

You look really sad.  ~Chet, looking at the picture of Jeff
Lindsey, will you take another one?  I look sad here.  ~Jeff
I was just thinking that!!  ~Chet
Umm... you said it.  ~Jeff  :)

Here's what I'm wondering - where are all these people normally in Tulsa on a Friday night!?  ~Jeff
Probably smoking pot, braiding their hair, and not showering!  ~Chet, totally deadpan

We totally got this whole clapping thing started!  Now the whole crowd's going.  ~Jeff, possibly exaggerating a teensy bit

This just makes me picture Mandalay Bay.  You know, I can just picture ...(closes eyes) ...us.  ~Jeffster, reminiscing in dramatic fashion
Yeah, we should've brought some sand to put all around us!  ~Chet, taking the seriousness of the moment down a notch - lol

I'm looking forward to that blog!  I'll have my popcorn ready.  ~JEM, on this post :)

What's your favorite genre of movie, Chet?  I know you like Seabiscuit.  ~Jeff
Yeah, horses and rom coms - that's all me!  I love a good love story!  ~Chet

I love the uplighting on that house!  ...Even though it's a modest house.  It just gives it a nice ...glow, if you will.  ~Jeff, of some random house in the neighborhood
And check out the uplighting on this modest house!!  ~Chet, when we arrived back at Jeff's :)

Preparing for next weeks party just for Lindsey!  ~text from Chet, with this picture :)

And you all can take these home with you as party gifts.  ~Jeff, of the Mason jars at Chet's party
Oh, how very hipster of you!  ~Kevin :)

Bon Appetit!  ~Jeff, when dinner was ready
Thank you, Julia Child.  ...Great movie, by the way!  ~Chet :)

At Fleet Feet the other day, somehow we both ended up in the same dressing room with the door open trying on tank tops.  ~Chet
Mmm, that was a bit of an awkward story.  ~Mindy
And not the first time he's told it.  ~Christine
Well, we both left with tank tops!  And not in the same color.  ~Chet
Oh... they're colored?  ~Mindy  lol

In honor of Chet and the Golden Girls, we blanched the green beans.  ~Jeff :)

If they won't give us 12 straws, ask for 3.  ~Jeff's text to me (I was in charge of getting black straws for the party, as Chet believes them to be super-classy!)  
I feel like that's a blog quote I just wrote.  ~Jeff's text right after that - lol
Yeah, it was desperate, desperate times!  ~Jeff (at the party) explaining why he told me to try to at least get 3

Did you know packs of candles only go up to 24!?  What about people who are turning 25!!?  ~Chettles

(They solved this pressing crisis with the center smiley-face candle, which I love... almost as much as I love the intensity of Chet's making-a-wish face.)

The Lord's favor is shining down on me.  If we play after midnight, maybe you'll have a chance!  ~Chet, after winning Left-Right-Center

So you guys can keep these as little keepsakes to remind you to make a difference in my 25th year of life.  ~the end of Chet's speech :)

I really like the brown.  ~Chet, about Jessie's b-day card
Yeah, I figured it was very manly.  ~Jessie
Yeah.  Matches my personality!  ~Chet :)

How'd that one turn out?  ~Chet, looking at my camera after the money pic
Pretty awkward, I think.  ~Jessie, from the other side of the room :)

All in all, it was very definitely a hilarious weekend! ;-)