Thursday, September 3, 2015

Quotables

"I mean, I'm saying this in the nicest way... Tommy: Disappointment. Eric: Utter Disappointment."  ~Chettles explaining to Sarah why she should be the favorite child lol

"I had a LOUSE on me!!"  ~Sarah telling a dramatic story about taking care of a PICU kid who had lice - I never knew that "louse" was the word when it's singular, but it cracked me right up! :) Mouse and mice, louse and lice - makes sense, I guess.

"Wellllll, it's about time for you guys to go!  We've got lice and bronchitis over here!!"  ~Chetley when they had me and Sarah over for dinner

"Yeah, or since he bombed a building, they should just put him in an old abandoned building somewhere, then blow the thing up!!  ...I've got so many solutions, but no one listens."   ~Chet on solving the crime problem by killing those who kill others for fun without giving them 100 years to file appeals first

"Because you know we got BAD blood!  ...Bullets don't make bullet holes!!" ~JEM happily singing T-Swift as I was quietly shaking my head
"In fact, that's exactly what bullets do!"  ~Laura
"Is that not right?"  ~JEM
"No, but keep trying!" ~Chettles =)

"If I have to be injured, I can't think of a better way than taking a warm yeast roll to the face!"  ~Chet discussing the idiot that sued Lambert's for being hit by a roll

"He had cancer.  ...Then he got over it."  ~Jeff's semi-awkward interjection in our conversation about Matt Chandler's church lol

"Oh. Well, that's good for you!"  ~Chet (about Paul moving)

"May there be nothing in my life that is dishonoring to God, destructive to myself, or hurtful to others!"  ~Pastor Craig in a sermon on sin

"This cake is so good.  It's probably the best cake in the world!  (pause)  ...Except for God's - God's cake is probably better."  ~Triston complimenting Mom's chocolate cake! lol

"You gotta keep an open mind and at least try things before you decide."  ~Uncle Alan
"I know I don't like broccoli and I've never tried it.  It's pretty obvious!"  ~Triston (with some attitude)

"We draw our identity from others, specifically from the person upon whom our life has had the greatest impact!"  ~John Eldredge

"That was straight up God, because that does not just happen!"  ~Me after hearing the story of Jon accidentally touching a live wasp nest and not getting stung
"YES!  Thank ya, Jesus!  Hallelu-yer!!"  ~Jon Foster

"I'm laughing in horror!"  ~Chettles after hearing my story about Babah getting hit by the car

"What were you two arguing about?"  ~Policeman questioning Babah that morning (funnier if you know how sweet Grandad is)

The rest are from Sound of Music because I watched it recently and remembered all these great quotes:

"What is the most important lesson you've learned?"  ~Reverend Mother
"To find out what is the will of God, and to do it wholeheartedly!"  ~Maria

"Still eating, Max?  Must be unhappy!"  ~Captain VonTrapp (aka Captain VonSexyPants #Rachael)

"Oh dear, I like rich people!  I like the way they live!  I like the way I live when I'm with them!!"  ~Uncle Max

"You're far away; where are you?"  ~Baroness
"In a world that's disappearing, I'm afraid."  ~Captain VT

"My daughter, if you love this man, it doesn't mean you love God less... You have to live the life you were born to live!"  ~Reverend Mother

"He has got to at least pretend to work with these people. You must convince him!"  ~Max
"Max, I can't ask him to be less than he is."  ~Maria with the best line of the movie!

And we'll end with an adorable scream from Miss Kyndal Faith!  I just love how she throws her little hands out!! :)

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