Quotables!!

"Just to give you a heads up, whatever card would be the rational, normal choice -- that's not the way I would go!"  ~Laura (trying to help Sarah in our Apples to Apples game)
"Okay, I'm looking at you, and you're wearing a tutu and a shirt that says, 'I run to burn off the crazy,' so I think I got it!" ~Sarah - so funny!

"One of the questions for another week will be: 'What were you like in high school? And if you could give your high school self one piece of advice, what would it be?" ~Me
Laura, immediately:  "STOP STALKING OLDER BOYS!! And stop calling the radio to wish them good night!" LOL

"I love spending time with you in my spare time!!" ~Jaceman, grabbing Rach's hand at the mall
"Ooooh, I love that, too!" ~Rach
....a bit later:
"What does spare time mean?" ~Jace hahahaha

"Ma'am and sirs, MA'AM AND SIRS... what would you like to drink?" ~Kyndal Faith (playing the waitress and talking to me, Dad, and Jace) -- so precious!

"Oh, fun!  What games did you guys play?"  ~Audrey (when Jon & Kristin said they found a good game store in Oregon)
"I think one was called Pandemic and one was called Lotus!" ~Kristin
"Oh, you knoooow, just Pandemic and Lotus.  ....I don't know why I asked." ~Audrey (quietly to me) lolol

"Nobody's surprised by your cuteness!"  ~Jon Foster (commenting on my home decor choices - lol)

"Is that a new shirt?  I like it!!" ~Mom
"Well, I just don't wear it often because on windy days, it tends to blow up a little, and I just think, 'What a gift to people that must be!'" ~Charlene lolol

"Mom, you need to spank Jace!!" ~Kyndal
"No, y'all were both messin' around over there." ~Rach
"But I'm the birthday girl!" ~Kyndal Faith lol

"Oh, wait!  Did anyone get a pic of the cake before you cut into it?  I'll just take it now, I guess."  ~Me
"Yeah, there's pretty much nothing about this party that's not ghetto." ~Rach, after Miss K chose soup over a restaurant, then we had her "blow out" lighters because we couldn't find actual candles - hahahaha!

"Lindsey!  Look at how big my thumb is!" ~Miss K, super serious, holding her thumb with her other hand like it was hurt
"Oh gosh, what did you do, Miss!?" ~Me, assuming she'd pinched it in something
"It's because I'm four now!!"  ~Miss K, smiling at how grown up she is but completely serious about thinking her hands were suddenly bigger! lol  PRESH.

"I get 'em all, I get 'em AAAALLLLL!! ....Seriously!??"  ~Jaceman, singing a happy little song after Mamaw said he could grab the handful of crackers for his soup, then so irritated after immediately dropping two of them on the floor - LOL, I laughed way too hard at that!

"I just don't get what the big rush is. They're only going into adulthood, and there's nothing magical about that!!" ~Mom on why Jace should be in PreK over Kindergarten - lol

Mom and Dad attempting to have a serious chat with Jace about stranger danger:
"If it's anyone you don't know at the door, don't let them in. Just go tell Mom!" ~Mom
"But if it was a bad guy, then I wouldn't want Mom to be, like, dead!" -J (the way he said it made it really funny)
"I have a Nerf gun, and I could kill a stranger with that!"  ~J
"Just don't open the door at all if it's someone you don't know."  ~Dad
"Because it might be the Joker!!"  ~J
"Jace, listen - we're being serious." ~Dad
"...Is the Joker real?" ~Jace
"No, he's not real."  ~Mom
"But if he waaaas, then he would joke me!!" ~Jace, clearly very amused by this whole talk LOL

"Mamaw, I didn't hit or kick or punch anybody today!"  ~Jaceman, at the end of his first day of school, standing next to his teacher! LOL
"I'm so proud of you, Bud!  You need to do that every day at CHA."  ~Mom

"Oooh, it says it's time to go play outside!!"  ~Kyndal Faith, showing me her play watch, being a tiny presh!

"I'm just sad I won't be able to see you two as parents!"  ~Mindi, to Chet Lee
"It's... gonna be something!  Sometimes I feel scared about it, but here's the thing: If B.F. can keep one alive, then I can sleep soundly at night!"  ~Chettles, on parenting

"Have you been pretty successful with that!?" ~Kristin, on hearing that Chet was taking the year off sweets
"Oh, haven't lost a pound!" Chet's immediate response - lol

"Well, Season 3 made me question a lot of things, like: Was I gonna move on? ...My family is falling apart!"  ~Chet Lee on Downton Abbey