Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Quotables!

"You don’t look ready for rafting!  Or summer, for that matter!" ~Chettles to me

"Yeah, me and Chet and Lindsey and... someone else... we went to Vegas and saw One Republic in concert!"  ~JEM to Shane, making me laugh 

"Well, if you need any more furniture moved, feel free to call!" ~Jeffrey Edward lol

Talking about the Caravan shutting down (where we used to go dancing):
"That's probably why you and I are looking... less trim these days.  That was a good workout!!" ~Jeff
"Yeah, I'm sure it has nothing to do with my daily eating habits. Let's blame the Caravan!"  ~Chet Lee lol

"He’s sucking the nectar (makes suction hand motion) ...from your hair!" ~Jace, when a fly kept landing on Mom's head

(Dipping his Oreo in ketchup here... yuuuuck!!)

"I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you!" ~a line from Mamma Mia that made me LOL

"The fact is you have a straightforward choice before you:  You must choose either death or life." ~Granny to Mary on Downton Abbey ❤

"Did Mom say anything about dinner?" ~Dad (as we were leaving the movie and I'd just talked to Mom on the phone)
"She said she hasn’t had anything but wasn’t really hungry." ~Me
"She’s probably too worried about Jace’s second day of school!  ‘You only have one second day!’"  ~Charlene, imitating Mom lol (we saw the movie on their first day of school)

(In a conversation about Alexa where JoBug had her look something up for us...)

Bryce:  "I'm telling you it's big brother, always listening!"
Mom:  "And they can use them in court cases now, too."
JoBug:  "Hmm, ALEXA, I take back what I said about killing my husband!" lol
Dad:  "Next thing she’ll say is, 'Calling 911.'"

JSV:
"So I'm supposed to let someone out who eluded a police officer when they arrested him?  Now, does that sound intelligent?  That just doesn't have the ring of intelligence about it!"

"Now, if they put you in jail down there -- because you look like you belong in jail -- then you tell them to come find me, and I'll vouch for you!" (to me, before we went to the jail courtroom) 

"I can't hear a d**n thing in this courtroom!  Can you hear in here, Lindsey?  Or do you just write whatever the hell you feel like!?" lolol

"This woman is a real wit!"  (about Laura)

(Leans over to whisper something to Laura as a neck-tatoo defendant walks in, then turns to me...) "Lindsey... he's single!"

"Now when you get out, you need to go see the Court Clerk.  You probably won't... but there's a computer that'll issue a warrant if you don't, so you may wanna think about it!"

"Well, this is the G---W--- Memorial courtroom." (teasing an attorney there who didn't like being at jail court by pretending to name that courtroom after him)
"Memorial!??" ~Several people at once
"We didn't wanna have to buy another plaque when he died, so we just started off with that!" ~JV

"So I got no other charges besides this one!?"
JV: "Oh, I wouldn't go that far... there's just something about you that looks guilty."

"You're both very sweet children!" (about me and Laura)

(Reading over the docket)  "Embezzlement?  Well, that's a rather classy crime." lol

"No, it's set at 1:31... 1:30 is a totally different case!!"  (mocking our 10:00 and 10:01 docket times for Tuesdays)

JV:  "Well, I thought you were more of a liberal!"
L:  "What made you think that?"
JV:  "Well, you're a vegetarian, and they tend to be more liberal.  But then I do you remember you being a touch religious - so that would seem more conservative. What sort of church do you attend?
L:  "It's Presbyterian."
JV:  "Ahh, then you're a democrat for sure!" lol

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