The Blog Archive: Cloud Nine (Vegas 2019!)

Happy "Galentine's Day," gang!! =)

So this past weekend was my ninth trip to Las Vegas!! ❤

(*Trips 1-7 here... Trip 8 recap here.)
We booked this trip on Cyber Monday to celebrate Tiffany turning 30 and me turning 35 -- a fun Vegas birthdays vacation! I invited Sarah and Steve, and they were able to get the same Allegiant flight + Paris Hotel deal, and I'm so glad they decided to join us!!

And without further ado, thanks to my very detailed phone notes, here's a recap of our awesome trip... followed by fun Quotables!! ❤

FRIDAY NIGHT -- Tiffany came to my house, then we went to pick up the Fultons. I was very impressed that they were ready a little early! =)
Tulsa Airport Chili’s for dinner, where our waiter mentioned that the flight coming in from Dallas was delayed, so I knew we wouldn't get to see Jeffrey Edward that night. Lame.
Tiffany was the only one who got patted down (both flights) and got her carry-on searched. She was not amused. lol
Very smooth flight, and Sarah let me borrow her headphones so I could listen to my happy music.
Guy sitting by us was nice and helped with my suitcase... he got kinda drunk as the flight progressed, though. I was definitely the most introverted person on my row. lol
Took an Uber to Walmart - super unfriendly driver, which became kinda funny - we grabbed some water and snacks, and we were off to the hotel!
We were put in smoking rooms (1658 and 1660 Paris) even though we'd booked non-smoking =( ...but the smell wasn’t too bad in the end, and we all thought the beds were super comfy!
La Pizza for a midnight dinner + Biscoff gelato to-go from Cafe Belle Madeleine (YUMM!!).
Ate our gelato whilst watching the end of The Replacements and chatting in our room
SATURDAY -- Mom Ami Gabi breakfast on the patio (awesome weather that day, and Chocolate Nutella waffles for me - yum) ❤
Bellagio fountains at noon + Bellagio lobby and Conservatory - all fantastic!
All the hotels were celebrating the Chinese New Year - the Year of the Pig. It was pretty cute!
We walked to the Caesar's Forum Shops and caught the Atlantis show, then sat down to recover and plan the rest of our day...
Memorable Uber ride to Coca-Cola World and M&M World - lots of fun pics, and we all got some M&Ms
Walked to Hershey's Chocolate World, followed by lunch at Shake Shack outside New York New York
Took the tram over to Luxor to check out the drone competition (guy sitting next to Steve on the flight told him about it)
Uber to Wynn - walked around the lobby then stopped for drinks at "The Lake of Frogs and Dreams." lol #Wynning (hashtag by JEM)
Back to the hotel to change and rest a minute
Tiffany and I went to Planet Hollywood around 7 to get our tickets for the concert
We shopped around there and found a cool art gallery and took fun Presidential pics! lol
Got a free seat upgrade (12 rows from the front) - yay!!
Our usher girl was super fun and came over to dance with us a few times, then gave me Jelly Beans when we mentioned we were there for a birthday trip! lol
Backstreet Boys concert was better than expected - I knew more of their songs than I realized! They came into the crowd right behind us, but Tiffany and I both failed to get a good video fast enough! lol
(...Sarah surprised Steve with Blue Man Group tickets that night!)
We caught the fountains after the concert (Viva Las Vegas and Uptown Funk)
Then we met the Fultons for midnight pizza in our hotel and talked about our shows!
Dessert = M&Ms from M&M World and watching Oceans 13 while getting ready for bed
SUNDAY -- Mon Ami breakfast again (Quiche Lorraine for me) - we all tried something different and all tried part of each other's food. lol
Long walk to Venetian and Palazzo hotels - always fun - shopped around and took fun pictures!
Uber to M&M World (Sarah wanted more Jalapeno M&Ms - yikes!) and Marshall's to buy earbuds for the flight back!
Rainy walk to Earl of Sandwich at the Miracle Mile of Shops
Weather app said wind, but failed to mention the rain and snow that fell for the better part of the afternoon and night! Whaaat!? Definitely a Vegas first for me!!
PBR Bar - Sarah and Steve ordered the Fish Bowl 100-oz Margarita... crazy big!
Bartender gave Sarah a ladle so she could make them both to-go cups! lol
Rainy walk back to our hotel to rest for a bit!
Uber to Fremont Street... soooooo miserably cold outside!
Went in the Golden Nugget to get warm.
We all got player cards there but the girls didn't end up using them. Steve tried roulette and did pretty well!
Dinner at Nacho Daddy + reading the rules of roulette so we could try it later!
Uber back to Bellagio... checked out the Jean Philippe Pattiserie, which is now just the "Bellagio Pattiserie" with the world's largest chocolate fountain!
Crazy cold midnight fountain show with a hilarious group hug for warmth! lol
Running back to the Paris arm-in-arm with Sarah and cracking up at the whole situation =)
Got player cards there, but we were all super tired, so we went on to bed that night!
MONDAY -- Packed up and did the express checkout, then went downstairs for Mon Ami round 3! lol (I had the Bananas Foster waffles, and I highly recommend them!)
$10 match play roulette at the Paris, then slot machines at The Cosmopolitan!
Got our luggage then took an Uber to the 5.11 store so Steve could shop a bit
Got to the Vegas airport really early - which was good, as they left Steve's CPAP machine at the hotel!
(Tiffany and I held their luggage and had Einstein Bros Bagels for lunch while they ran back to get it)
Our flight home was not full, so we got to spread out more, which was nice!
Not so nice was the crazy turbulence as we went through a storm when we got closer to Tulsa... first time I've been lifted out of my seat a couple times - did not love it!
But now we're home safe and sound. Huzzah!

QUOTABLES:

"Jeff said he hopes our flight is delayed so he can see us here. But we really don’t need any more delays!" ~Me (Allegiant already moved our flight time from 1 pm to 9 pm)
"Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!" -Steve lolol

"Your flight is on time. Lame." ~text from Jeff lol

"This flights goin to f---ing Vegas!! If y’all are offended, you shouldn't be here!" -random douchey guy responding to his friend shushing him - he was loud through our whole flight there (occasionally funny, mostly obnoxious)

"I promise I’ll look a whole lot perkier tomorrow!" -Sarah, talking about having pink eye the week before and not being able to wear eye makeup for a while

"Do you guys smell peppermint!??" ~Sarah in the Uber car from the airport

(.....YES - the smell was really strong, and I'd thought it was the car!)

"My eyes are burning!!" ~Steve

"Oh, stop being a baby!" ~Sarah (probably thinking it was from the smoky air or something)

*His beanie hat had been in their bag where the Peppermint essential oil Sarah threw in had leaked all over it - by the end of the night, his forehead was red and his eyes were swollen - not funny right then, but it definitely made me laugh by the end of the trip! That stuff really does burn when it's undiluted.

"You know, my nose wasn't sure, but my lungs seem to know that this is a smoking room!" ~Me, after coughing for a while that first morning

"Peace and luck to you!" ~random lady handing out bracelets

(She tried to put a necklace on Tiffany too and was messing her hair up. lol)

I was already being stand-off-ish and handing mine back. Tiffany was being nice and got out $1 to give her, to which the lady said, "Five dollars!" so she gave her necklace back too! lol (*We had a few aggressive salespeople and a couple very unfriendly Uber drivers this trip - made me feel like NY and Vegas have switched personalities)

In a convo about songs I should download:
"Oh, do you have Imagine Dragons' song Natural?"
"No. I have Demons and Radioactive." -Me
"Yeaaaah... it’s 2019!" ~Steve with all the mockery lol

"We’ve bonded in a new way on this trip... our thighs have become one!" ~Sarah on one of our smaller car Uber rides
(Steve laughed at that)

"You stop it; we are beautiful souls!" ~Sarah lol

"I can take you bi-atch!! ...That’s how I felt! --It was not like Jesus." ~Sarah, telling a story about their cruise

"Glorious! Imagine Chet and me are also at the table." ~JEM responding to a Mon Ami pic lol

"Boats and hoes!" -Steve quoting Step Brothers (during Time to Say Goodbye) and ruining the girls' dramatic fountains moment lol

"And that's when Jeff started calling it the lake of frogs and dreams!" ~Me

"You mean that's not really what it's called!??" ~Sarah

"No, definitely not!!" ~Me lol

"Could we get some air back here, please?" ~Sarah to our Uber driver

"Would you mind turning the AC on??" ~Steve a couple seconds later

(Steve slowly rolls his window down...)

"There we go - that's better!!" ~Steve

(I was laughing so hard at the awkwardness but doing my best to stay silent. That girl was so rude and awkward!)

"If I'm dating someone, y'all can tell him I want him to propose at the Bellagio fountains! Well, that is if I'm dating someone very seriously - not just if we've been on a few dates." ~Me
"And that was how it ended!" ~Tiffany lol

"I want to hear Whitney. You know when that is." ~text from JEM encouraging me to go to the midnight fountain show

"I've got us; don’t worry!" ~Sarah, as we walked arm in arm on the slick pavement
"Yeah, that’s comforting... you’ve had such good luck with waking lately!!" ~Me (she had already dramatically tripped twice during our Fremont Street extravaganza lol)

Hilarious Uber driver:
After finding out where we're from: "OMG, I lived in Oklahoma for 8 months!!!"

"...Finally I just said, please, we’re takin' the dog, we’re gettin the hell out of here, and we’re moving to Vegas!!" (on stealing her abusive neighbor's dog and getting out of Oklahoma)
"But women from Oklahoma are kick-ass chicks, you know! They can whip up a pie..."

(Not even sure what else she said bc I was laughing pretty hard at that observation!)

"What time does the frog come out!?" ~Tiffany at the Wynn bar! lol

"Why aren't you helping your friends with this drink!?" ~Random drunk guy talking to Tiffany at the bar

"I’m allergic to lime - it’ll kill me!!" ~Tiffany

"You son of a b--ch!" ~Drunk guy being an idiot lol

"It might kill us too!" ~Steve
"Yeah, we’re all risking our lives here." ~me with all the sarcasm

(Later in our room talking about that guy:) “Oh, my mom was about to come out! I knew he was drunk, so I just told myself, he don’t even know! You may be in Vegas, but you still have Jesus in your heart!!" ~Tiffany lol

"I have a little hidden Pinterest board for tattoos I think are cool!" ~Sarah

"Are you judging me right now!??" ~Sarah

"No." ~Tiffany

"No, I don't care. I've moved past people's judgments!" ~Sarah making me laugh

"My lips feel weird (--moves lips bizarrely--) like I can’t talk right. Why are you laughing?" ~Sarah cracking me up a little ways into the Fish Bowl drink

"biggulpshuh?" ~Chet, responding to pic of Steve and Sarah's margarita lol

"Who has the 3rd straw???" ~JEM responding to the same pic lol

(I had a couple sips, but I'm not a big fan of those or of drinking after people, and Tiffany is highly allergic to lime.)

"Are you gonna do it?" ~Sarah, asking Steve if he would do the free bull ride
"No, I got a hangnail!" ~Steve lolol

"Boots off - hair off - so much better!" ~Me, back at our room ready to rest! lol

"Man, these shops go on for a ways!! I guess it's probably a mile." ~Me during our rainy walk at night passing "the Miracle Mile of Shops"

"Hmm, if I had to guess..." Sarah with all the mockery lol

"Who sings this?" ~Sarah at Nacho Daddy

"It’s the Pussycat Dolls!" ~Tiffany and Steve in unison
"Oh wow, they’re super classy!" Me (with all the sarcasm) watching their music video
"Yeah, before I met Sarah, I was super classy too!" ~Steve lol

"We're all leaving as winners! (looks over at me) ...well..." ~Steve

"Hey, three out of four of us - that's not bad!" ~Me (the only one who lost all my $ because I wasn't playing it very safe in roulette - lol)

On the Bloody Mary drink at Mon Ami: "I just ordered that but I actually have no idea how much it is!" ~Sarah making a concerned face

"YOLO!" ~Steve lol

"Just move right up here, and you can be by Sarah when she gets to the front." ~Me, in line for our player cards

"Don’t tell me how to run my life!" ~Steve lol

"Are you prayed up?? Are you ready!?" ~Sarah, tapping me on the shoulder from the next row back during the turbulent flight back

"WoooOoo!" ~Steve and Sarah acting like they were on a fun roller-coaster whilst me and Tiffany were going pale and freaking out at all the turbulence! lol

Vegas Picture Traditions:
These make me happy because I'm slightly ridiculous. lol
Pics are from 2010, 2014, 2016, and 2019.

Drinks at the Wynn + making a wish at the Palazzo Fountain

Fun pics at Hershey's World (the one of me and Chet is actually in the real NYC) + Mon Ami Gabi group pics + cute little birds wanting food and getting way too close!