and of course, a few TV shows and movies too!
"Winning and shattering the male ego are my two favorite things in life." -Holly Dei Wesselhoft, one of the funniest people ever, typically without trying to be :)
"He and I don't really talk that much ever since he chased me off with a weed-eater." -Wesley Blake :)
"If I were Vice President, the President would seriously need to watch his back!" -Holly again, it's funny because it's true
"Aww, he's never hurt a fly... OH! Did he get ya?" -Bill talking about his hatred of dogs (he's a postman and has so many great stories)
"Grandad would look good in that." -Mom, seeing a fancy pickup she wanted for her dad
"I was kinda thinkin' TyWeezie would look good in that... Baaaall-innnn!" -Ty :)
"Look at my calves... that's just one solid muscle. See that definition? That's PIMP!" -TyWeezie (while running like an idiot) on our vacation :)
"Crank Fancy up! Tell me about it, Reba!!" -Wes
"I never get asked out!" -Jean Ko (hilarous foreign exchange student)
"There's a reason for that." -Julie
"What being??" -Jean Ko
"'Cause you don't look like a girl half the time." -Julie
"Yeah, I guess!" -Jean Ko :)
"I'm pretty much struggling with everything I do in my life right now, but you have to struggle to succeed." -William Hung (how cute is he!?)
"That was God smiting me for making fun of your sister." -Mark, in the middle of choking after mocking Kelsey Law
"Have you said to him, "Beelly, I love you!?" -Hugh Grant, Two Weeks Notice
"I think he thinks we're rich and that he's marrying into money, but he's got another thing coming!" -Lynda about her future son-in-law :)
"Death would be more exciting than this, and childbirth would be more enjoyable!" and "Everyone here is IDIOTS!" -- Holly during Napolean Dynamite (which we both walked out of, but I've come to like it now)
"Dig deep, guys!" -Jordan Law to our Catchprase team, while holding his hand up and no one high-fived him.... it became a running joke :)
"Ugh, I can't get this open!" -Rach (after trying hard several times... she then gave it to Ty, who opened it the first time he tried)
"Well, I guess it's retarded-proof." -Ty
"What'd you all do yesterday? Oh, we went to lunch. How long did that take? Oh, about 12 hours!" -Bill, the day we drove to Lambert's just for lunch :)
"Wow, you guys are like a French whorehouse." -Holly, because we had several different types of perfume! lol I just love Holly; I miss her now that I'm thinking through all this.
"And Mr. Sedarius would like to know if you have any sisters." -Cassandra, to a juror (she was unattractive, and Mr. Sedarius had written that note to Cassandra as a lil' joke... so, so funny when they both were finally able to laugh about it during the recess. She covered it well in court and just acted like he thought he might know the family.)
"I like your blonde hair. But it's dark underneath... did you mean for it to be like that?" -Jenny
"Ummmm, yeah!" -Kate
"Sometimes, I don't wear bras with certain tops." -Kate
"Me too, but I don't look slutty or whorish." -Jenny
"Huh!? Did you just call me slutty and whorish in the same sentence?" -Kate
"WHO is this girl w/Ty? She does NOT look good enough for him!" -Jenny (looking at a pic she didn't realize was Rach and Ty)
"I like Ashlee Simpson's new haircut, but the color... NOOOO."
(a few minutes later) "Hey, this looks just like your hair color!" -the one and only Jenny Womble
(Catchphrase) "I don't think you're ready for this..." -Justin
"...Jelly!" -Brandon (so fast and hilarious!)
"Beavers and ducks!" -Billy Bob Thornton, while dreaming, in Bandits (odd & hilarious movie)
"This is a game for bragging rights." -Derek (playing against little Morgan at pool)
"Ours was for bragging rights. This is about pride and integrity!" -Jordan Law, my favorite person alive at that time
"This is SMACK DAB in the middle of the blue!" -Chandler to crazy Eddie
"Of course she has more boys than girls, because her husband's a boy." -Heather, definitely speaking before she thought! lol
"Are we driving, or just FLOATING ON AIR!? This is tiggity-freakin-tight!" -J-Law, so pumped the night Rach got her X5
"I know you think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite -- you AREN'T." -Derek Zoolander :)
"Are you mentally handicapped?" -Aaron, (arguing his point with Mark in Debate class)
"Maybe! I've never taken an IQ test." -Mark, never wanting to give a direct answer... so funny
"Is that a basketball goal... or a MASKED MURDERER!?" -Jordan Law, mocking Rach's irrational fears
"Havno moves with a Ninja-like silence. It's like our house is haunted." -Michael, talking about our Uncle Havno Naime (yes, that's for real)
"Ahem... always consult me before you do things like that." -Amber (Gene tried to fit the mirror into our trash can by breaking it into a million little pieces, then Mom was worried about our dog, Kelsey, stepping on the glass.)
"Oh, I don't think she'd step on it. Her paws are so tiny!" -Gene
"That...... doesn't make any sense." -Amber :)
"Get inside the system, and make it work for you like little puppets!" -Mark, commenting on Rach and I always being office aides at CHA and the perks that came along with it! ;)
"And we're also gonna need a big thing to go." -Rach (who couldn't think of the word "setup") to the waiter at Ted's... me, Megs, and Holly couldn't stop laughing about that!
"Seriously, guys, I'm allergic to Clydesdales!" -Rach being dramatic when her allergies were getting to her after our fabulous downtown carriage ride :)
"WHAT!? Ohmygosh, I'm getting wet!" -Wes, when he went to pick up the football in our neighbor's yard and their sprinklers came on right then... haaaalarious!
"Respect your elders, Megan!" -Holly
"You just said you'd rather be the moon than a llama. That pretty much cancels out the respect." -Megs :)
"Wait... FIX the lampshade." -Mark when Aron hit our lamp with a football
"This is Mark's second home you're dealing with!!" -Jason (talking about our house)
Aww, memories! =)
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