"Sometimes you have to take a break from being the boss of everyone, and just... be the boss of dancing!" ~Michael Scott
"The sea was angry that day, my friends!!" -George Kostanza, dramatically explaining him saving the whale while pretending to be a marine biologist! :) I love George!
"'Pretty good!??' There's not a dark corner in the entire room!" ~Kate mocking Rach's need for lights while we sleep on our cruise... the way she said it was hilarious
In Hawaii, after me, Rach, Black, Emma, and JB had waited outside on Uncle Mike to come pick us up for quite a while, he finally showed up (after getting really lost on all the one-way streets.)
"Where the hell have you been!??" -JB, loud and already kinda laughing
"I have no idea." -Mike, so quiet, but sooo hilarious
"All I need now is a pink feather boa." -Chet, while imitating Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed during Zumba class, so funny
"I see your sign says, 'Jesus is the reason for the season.' Prove it, you hypocritical pharisee!" ~Blake Gruenberg, random but funny
"What is this dairy delight you speak of!??" ~Laura, appropriately mocking the product placement ads in Biggest Loser
"Is this some kind of a joke!? I was gone 3 hours!!" ~Ricky Bobby, upon coming home to find his wife remarried to his best friend, best part of the movie by far!
"I'd rather sleep on a bed of poison ivy than participate in a bouquet toss." -Tara Lynn
"I think you're acting really immature." -Rory
"I'm not acting." -Lorelai -- love the Gilmores!
"It certainly does look delicious." ~The cute redhead son on Talledega Nights, about the Applebees dinner
"Let's go! Every horror movie ever made was probably based on a true story from this town." ~Kate after going to the bathroom at a disgusting gas station, so funny
"I love that movie! I saw it 3 times." -Rach, talking about Wild Hogs
"Aww, come sit on my lap." -Kate, off in her own bizzare but funny world
"That's .......weird. Because I've seen Wild Hogs??" ~Rach
"This is mass chaos." ~K-Lamb during Partini game at NY Eve party :)
"Maxiiiiiiine, I'm HURT!" ~Mark, after his chair tipped over as he leaned back trying to play it cool in our Mafia game :)
"Typical day in the Wesselhoft household, but I don't feel the need to cry at parties." ~Holly Dei, annoyed at another girl for being a drama queen over her family issues
"Now, I have a machine gun. Ho...Ho...Ho." ~Hans, so slow and angry, Die Hard
"Oh, that Bob Richardson." ~Jon Lovitz, City Slickers II
"Wow, it has never been such a MONSTROCITY as that to shave my legs." -Kate, bc of the rocking motion of our cruise ship
(Rach making a Jim Halpert face and mouthing to me:) "Monstrocity?" -Rach
"I kinda teared up for a second! I was just glad I had on my 3D glasses..." ~Rach, while telling me about seeing Up
"WHAT!??" ~John Cusack's delayed and dramatic reaction in Serendipity
"Barry Manilow represents my very soul." ~the one and only Danielle Schmidt
"What's been keeping you so busy lately!??" -George Kostanza, totally skeptical
"Well.... mostly the chemotherapy." ~Jon Lovitz' character
"Bah-bada, Bee-bada." ~Karen Walker, Will & Grace
"You either wanna be with me or be me!" ~Nelly Furado, ManEater... love the attitude!
"You just thought all the Tanzanite was gone. The Wallaces have drawers of it!!" ~Bill Wallace, mocking Debbie for buying tons of jewelry because of a stupid sales pitch
"Hey Mike, ya know when I first started liking midgets?" ~Bill again
"If I had blue eyes, it'd be over... I wouldn't even know what to do with myself!" -the ever-humble Ty Wallace :) lol
"I am JUST LIKE Danny Ocean in Oceans 11!" ~Mark, totally serious, while playing poker at our house :)
"If I had no morals, I would totally make out with you right now!" ~Joe Crow to me at Chili's
"Wow, you are a dumb son of a b****." ~Rach
(long pause) "...Daughter." ~Kate... they're so funny together
"Yes, I was testing you. It's niiiiiiiine." ~"Mr. S" (Jack Black), as they are "learning in sing-song" on School of Rock
"Milly and me's goin' to town!!" ~one of Rach and I's fav quotes, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
"Are you yelling at me!?" -Bruce Willis as Elizabeth's dad, Paul
"God, NO." -Ross (my favorite of the friends, though no one else seems to feel that way.)
"Oy with the poodles already!" ~Lorelai Gilmore, making up a fun new phrase because the words "oy" and "poodles" are always fun to hear
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