Random Quotes

"We need you to help us see -- it's like that kid in The Sixth Sense who sees dead people."
"Wait a minute, you're equating quality women to dead people!??" 
-Mike and Stephanie, My Boys

"So I'm on my way to the dentist & all I can think of every time I say I'm goin there is "Your dentist's name is Krentist?" LOL"
~text from Rach :)

"General's Fried Chicken... it's butt-kickin', hey, hey!" ~commercial on Undercover Brother

"Take THAT, you winged spawn of Sa-taaan!"  ~Ace :)

"Men - date with intention.  Nobody finds your ambivalent affection attractive or cute.  Don't leave a girl hanging because you want to play it cool. You're not cool, you're an idiot, a soon to be single idiot."  ~Malori  (AMEN!)

"Ya know, I haven't even seen Krista in, like, a week-and-a-half!!" ~Jeff

"The most important things are the hardest to say because words diminish them."

~Stephen King

"Seriously, I could start a killer matchmaking service, if only I knew some guys!" (Anonymous)

"You know what they say, son: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!"  -Martin
"Yes, Dad, but not everyone makes it into that second group."  -Niles on Frasier  Love it!

"At times, life is wicked and I just can't see the light. A silver lining sometimes isn't enough to make some wrongs seem right."  ~Creed

"Like: Ith my birfday today!!" -Malori (We were talking about the adorable bunny in Robin Hood, and how they always give certain Disney characters a lisp to make you feel even worse for them... so hilarious!) 

"In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life:  It goes on."
~Robert Frost

"I have come to the frightening conclusion that I am the decisive element. It is my personal approach that creates the climate. It is my daily mood that makes the weather. I possess tremendous power to make life miserable or joyous. I can be... a tool of torture or an instrument of inspiration, I can humiliate or humor, hurt or heal. In all situations, it is my response that decides whether a crisis is escalated or de-escalated, and a person is humanized or de-humanized. If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming."
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (Love this!)

"What is with your generation's fascination with documenting your every thought!?  Because I gotta tell you, they're NOT all diamonds."  ~Mr. Griffith, Easy A

“Shouldn’t you be telling the neighbors you’re a sex offender?”
“Shouldn’t you be panning for gold circa 1849?”
~ Kenny and Mike, mustache contest episode of My Boys :)

"Have you ever tried to catch a chipmunk?  It's really difficult!"  -Malori lol