Tuesday, March 3, 2015

3 - Quirky Queen

 Day 3: Five Quirks or Pet Peeves.

Oh, I'm sure I have far more than five, but these are the first that come to mind.  I'm guessing all of my quirks would qualify as pet peeves to someone else, so this list sorta fits both categories. ;)

1.  Food Rules:  Absolutely no drinking or eating after anyone that I would not willingly French kiss!  (Either way, you're sharing saliva.) I added that ending because I was sick of people saying, "But what about when you get married!?"  People sharing ice cream typically grosses me out. And this germophobe tendency also applies to popcorn, a food most people are totally content to share, seemingly unaware that some of those kernels are coated in the spit of the person beside them. Yikes!!
2.  Weird Noises and One-Word Phrases:  Mrrrr, Jimmy Fallon's hissing noise, my thousand nicknames for the girlfranz (my puppies), land sakes, yikes bikes, butternut crazy, and my famous one-word opinions, like "Sad," "Lame," "Barf," Presh," "Funny," "Nice," etc.
3.  Discomforting Comfort:  If a friend is hot and there's no fan around, I blow cool air on them to be helpful. And if they're cold, I come along and "friction" them to warm them up. It honestly didn't strike me as weird until I got some hilarious reactions! lol
4.  Random Laughter:  I laugh more than most people to being with. And I have an active imagination and a great memory for funny quotes and movie lines, so I tend to burst into laughter from time to time when everyone around me has no idea what's going on or what random memory has just floated through my head. (I always go back and explain it, though.) :)
5.  Parallel Universe:  Everything in my home and office must be parallel or perpendicular (or titled at a very precise angle of my choosing). I've been known to straighten things on Laura's desk or random tables when I get the chance. Disorganization = barf. ;)

Truth be told, I really like my quirky self!  Another example is my need to document EVERYTHING in life in one form or another, and my love for cutesy ridiculous pictures...
Peanut Butter M&Ms in wine glasses in bed. This is how we do Vegas.
Cheers! ;)

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